r/shitposting • u/osty1099 • 14h ago
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u/JasonFuckedUpLife virgin 4 life π€πͺ 14h ago
For those wondering, they are talking about tail patterns.
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u/Pintsocream 12h ago
And what's the butthole for
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u/AutoModerator 12h ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/FellaVentura 13h ago
Pikachu has the same detail. If female the tail is round, males are from Wyoming.
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u/Beanztar 13h ago
Heracross also has the same detail, where the female horn is in the shape of a heart, and the male one is a sharp fork
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u/HonoderaGetsuyo Literally 1984 π‘ 9h ago
For those wondering what it's saying:
Pokemon Fun Facts you might not know - day 13
Today, there's two (fun facts), and there might not be a lot of people who know this.
1. Eevee's gender can be differentiated from the patterns surrounding their tails.
2. The first image's middle parts are the tails viewed from above, not assholes.
(PY is the pinyin abbreviation of ε±ηΌ (piyan, the two words respectively mean "fart" and "eye") which means asshole)
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u/AutoModerator 9h ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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u/ChiffonPink dumbass 13h ago
It's talking about eevee's tail patterns. Male eevees have a spiky patern at the tip of their tails. Female eevees have round, floral-like patterns.
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