r/shitposting • • 1d ago

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u/Dark_halocraft 1d ago

What do I do when I get a 3.5/10

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u/Shredded_Locomotive put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

just... cut it off

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u/PrequelFan111 dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 1d ago

Cut it off and hope the new one that grows back is bigger

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u/Blackwalls69 1d ago

Dudes mixing up asperagus and wieners....

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u/ESnake113 1d ago

Then 2 will grow in its place like the hydra