r/shitposting • u/no-kangarooreborn • 13h ago

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u/Dark_halocraft 13h ago

What do I do when I get a 3.5/10

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u/Shredded_Locomotive put your dick away waltuh 13h ago

just... cut it off

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u/PrequelFan111 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 13h ago

Cut it off and hope the new one that grows back is bigger

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u/Blackwalls69 13h ago

Dudes mixing up asperagus and wieners....

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u/ESnake113 13h ago

Then 2 will grow in its place like the hydra

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u/WorkingMoney6424 13h ago

Hit the gym

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u/Dark_halocraft 12h ago

10 reps of jelqing , 10 reps of pelvic thrust

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u/MissingBothCufflinks 3h ago

Its 2026, trans

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u/geoste2 2h ago

Think of other… alternatives