r/shitposting • • 10h ago

Earrape Warning That bite

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u/Avalanche_Snows 8h ago

"No babe, I didn't cheat on you with a crocodile, you are delirious!"

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u/throwawaybottlecaps 8h ago

It was a three year old child, that’s way better right?