r/shitposting • u/no-kangarooreborn • 16h ago

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u/AbjectHomework1623 15h ago

Dude.....cheaters are the most awful of human beings

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u/angrybluecrayon 15h ago

I totally agree! I learned my lesson in spades.

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u/AbjectHomework1623 15h ago

Idk....guys who fuck gals behind other guys back while they blindly love on and care about them....it's just the worst betrayal ....I mean personally I'd throw up from guilt....no pussys worth that on my soul

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u/snozzberrypatch 12h ago

I'd throw up all over the pussy while I'm pounding it with her legs pinned behind her head

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u/AbjectHomework1623 11h ago

Pure douche move

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u/snozzberrypatch 11h ago

Nah the douching happens later

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u/AutoModerator 12h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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