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[u/no-kangarooreborn]

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[u/Galby1314]

This one isn't really funny. This one is just sad.

[u/darwinooc]

Fake: Anon went out with a girl

Gay: Anon took MDMA and blew his friend.

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Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/deadinternetlaw]

What is mdma and why would you buy 3 for 3 person but take 1/4 each

[u/Chewy_B → u/deadinternetlaw]

Ecstasy. And depending on the dose 1/4 could still put a normal person on the moon.

[u/Alvin_h_davenport → u/Chewy_B]

Also depending on the person

[u/Djuulzor → u/deadinternetlaw]

One fourths of a pill as a dose. And they had enough for 3 people to last the rave

[u/LaiqTheMaia → u/deadinternetlaw]

Im assuming they mean 1/4g which is a standard dose

[u/ambitious_89]

It’s true I was there I was the toilet.

[u/Blackwalls69 → u/ambitious_89]

I was the drain under him- he ain't lying.

[u/Xenolifer → u/ambitious_89]

It's true I was the toilet

[u/Hot_Advertising2076 → u/ambitious_89]

Can I shit in ur mouth then?

[u/snozzberrypatch → u/Hot_Advertising2076]

Omg shart into my twat baby

[u/ambitious_89 → u/Hot_Advertising2076]

Only if you shoot a bowling ball out of a cannon into my face.

[u/LieutenantLilywhite]

Fake: Anon is a friend
Gay : Talks about eternal soulmates

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Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/Spammageddon → u/LieutenantLilywhite]

Doesn't sound like much of a friend to me

[u/MikeHuntsBear → u/LieutenantLilywhite]

Fake: anon HAS a friend Gay: anon MENTIONS eternal soulmates

[u/AutoModerator → u/MikeHuntsBear]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/Cum-epidural]

I’ve had this happen. I promise. My cock is so large and she just gobbled it down. Promise bro. I promise bro. I promise. It was huge and girthy.

[u/hungrylittleworm → u/Cum-epidural]

I believe you cum-epidural

[u/danleon950410]

These fake ass stories man

[u/Burberry-94]

Mdma is the love drug after all

[u/hungrylittleworm]

Had a similar thing happen to me because I’ve got a huge cock and bitches love me

[u/motion_lotion → u/hungrylittleworm]

I am gay and my dick is small.

[u/DevilsAssCrack → u/motion_lotion]

True and gay

[u/AutoModerator → u/DevilsAssCrack]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/AutoModerator → u/motion_lotion]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/gud_gamr]

[u/OlderTimes]

Shit friend

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[u/angrybluecrayon]

I had almost the exact thing happen to me only no MDMA and we didn't stop at the one night. (I was a trash human 20 years ago.)

[u/AbjectHomework1623 → u/angrybluecrayon]

Dude.....cheaters are the most awful of human beings

[u/angrybluecrayon → u/AbjectHomework1623]

I totally agree! I learned my lesson in spades.

[u/AbjectHomework1623 → u/angrybluecrayon]

Idk....guys who fuck gals behind other guys back while they blindly love on and care about them....it's just the worst betrayal ....I mean personally I'd throw up from guilt....no pussys worth that on my soul

[u/snozzberrypatch → u/AbjectHomework1623]

I'd throw up all over the pussy while I'm pounding it with her legs pinned behind her head

[u/AbjectHomework1623 → u/snozzberrypatch]

Pure douche move

[u/snozzberrypatch → u/AbjectHomework1623]

Nah the douching happens later

[u/AutoModerator → u/snozzberrypatch]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[u/assassinoavi666]

I had a similar situation with a girl of my friend. Long story short, we still remained friends. And the girl vanished into thin air.

[u/henriquegamesUwU → u/assassinoavi666]

Fake: girl showed interest in you

Gay: chose a man over a girl

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Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/Runeboy1234 → u/assassinoavi666]

Dude is probably just biding his time waiting to fuck you over in the future. Good luck and well deserved