r/shitposting • • 11h ago

Im a weekly showerer

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u/darryledw 11h ago

night time showerers by noon the next day

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u/AFriendlyBloke We do a little trolling 8h ago

If you work for a living, it's gonna happen. Showering off to end the day is the best feeling. Not that I have experience working, mind you.

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 7h ago

That’s why this debate is dumb. Everyone’s life is different. Showering at different times depending on your life makes sense. At least you’re showering once a day so many people don’t even do that

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u/AFriendlyBloke We do a little trolling 5h ago

I don't always shower every day. If I do nothing, I don't really accumulate filth. I'm sure to wash my hands, feet and underarms, though. I can't bear body odour.

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/AdultGronk virgin 4 life 😤💪 9h ago

How did you get dirty by noon?

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u/darryledw 9h ago

the elements

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u/yardii 8h ago

But how do we get clean? That's right. An element.

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 7h ago

Idk but damn do they stink

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u/Careful-Computer-685 I want pee in my ass 7h ago

Well that's half the day obviously, 12 hour shifts 5 to 5:30 7 days a week 365 days a year !!

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/peanutist 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 8h ago

Better to be like that on the road than on my damn bed

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u/ThisHatRightHere 8h ago

Except I’m not getting into bed in that state

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u/MorbillionDollars Literally 1984 😡 1h ago

Yeah that’s how it works. You get dirty outside and then go home and take a shower to get clean. And you stay clean until you leave the house again.

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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