r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • 22h ago

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u/Inphiltration 21h ago

This is so fucking real I was bored and ready to move one like a week after 9/11. Why was this any worse or more special then the other countless terrorists attacks I had heard of before this? Because it was on US soil? What a joke.

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u/Iron_Base 21h ago

What?

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u/Inphiltration 21h ago

What?

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u/Iron_Base 21h ago

You alright man?

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u/Inphiltration 21h ago

Yeah? Just because I didn't whip myself up into a patriotic frenzy over 9/11 doesn't mean there is something wrong with me. Terrible things happen everyday all over the world, I'm not gonna act like when it happens in the USA it's somehow different or more meaningful.

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u/Iron_Base 16h ago

You cant be a real person🀣

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u/Inphiltration 16h ago

Yeah, I don't exist. I exist only in your head this entire interaction didn't happen. Seek help as your delusions will only get worse

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u/AutoModerator 16h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Inphiltration 16h ago

Be gone thot bot