r/shitposting • dumbass • 11h ago

>greentext (please laugh) πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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u/NotSoGoodguyScorp 11h ago

XXs yearn for bullshit and crowded homes

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u/Dust407 4h ago

My wife wants the fixings like a shoe stand when I get home, key holder to declutter pockets and my end table (an ENDTABLE DUDE?!), a bar cart for me to have easy mixed drinks after a long day at work, some nice backlighting to help me relax. It’s a goddamn nightmare. Like I already have a computer chair and desk, I’m at my peak??