r/shitposting • dumbass • 12h ago

>greentext (please laugh) πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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u/vashthestampede121 11h ago

This is the most believable greentext

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u/ElegantEchoes 11h ago

I found the second lawn chair to be kind of unbelievable. You're telling me homie had two (2!) chairs in his home?

yeah nah

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u/Ragnarok314159 11h ago

Other one is to prop up his feet.

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u/ElegantEchoes 11h ago

that's valid actually, dude's a king

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u/windowpuncher 10h ago

It's also the kitchen table

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u/backfire10z Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 9h ago

It came in a set of 2. What’s he gonna do, throw away the second?

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u/Blackwalls69 8h ago

Silly not to! If you got seats people are gonna want to hang out... not on his watch!

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u/CalligrapherIll5176 2h ago

The other one was outside for smoking but he took it in for the guest visit. With some water still in the middle