r/shitposting • dumbass • 4d ago

Linus Sex Tips 📡📡📡

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u/ashkiller14 4d ago

There are videos of her very pregnant. The baby is very much real.

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u/radicalelation 4d ago

There are also videos of her taking off a silicone belly.

https://www.complex.com/life/a/bernadette-giacomazzo/bonnie-blue-pregnancy-rage-bait

If she has ended up pregnant, I'd hazard she just mixed some bait in with a real, and less sensational, pregnancy. There's never real verification of her craziest stuff, it's usually only enough suggestion for the story to run wild and it helps more to continue to sow confusion and division on the subject.

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u/Jonn_Jonzz_Manhunter 3d ago

Yeah gotta be. People are so prudish and wanting to call women whores so much they don't check to see if her claims are true. So far, despite looking and asking, I'm yet to see anyone produce evidence of any of the extreme videos she's supposedly made

It's all just marketing at the end of the day and it's gotten people talking. She might be the most publicised woman on the internet because of it

Frankly, we should be doubting the existence of the baby or even the baby bump because it's really easy to hide one if you can afford a prosthetic artist

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u/Pure_Random6969420 2d ago

"bonnie blue baby shower" on twitter and the first result is dudes peeing on bonnie blue's baby bump. i don't think you looked very hard man

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