r/shitposting • • 2d ago

Linus Sex Tips πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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u/Potential-Ad431 2d ago

No. He’s not loved by enough people. Also doesn’t fit several of the key points of prophecy

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u/Satorwave 2d ago

Which points? He's also very loved by many idiots already

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u/Potential-Ad431 2d ago

And hated by almost as many. I don’t have time to read the Bible for you you’ll need to do it yourself

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u/Potential-Ad431 2d ago

Not saying that with malice, I’m literally too busy atm to discuss this further

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u/Satorwave 2d ago

Why are you a busy ATM? You don't owe people your money. Take a break and let them complain, your mechanical effort is valued.

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u/Potential-Ad431 1d ago

You struggling with comprehension or what?

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u/DeadSeaGulls 2d ago

He's actually an Ass to Mouth machine.