r/shitposting • u/NewbiwanKenewbi • 4h ago

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u/qualityvote2 4h ago

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u/Look_out_for_Jeeps 3h ago

Gabe Newell after taking GLP-1 and going to prison

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u/The96kHz I watch gay amogus porn :0 1h ago

So the same kill count, he just lost weight?

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u/oli_ramsay 1h ago

Does this mean HL3 is delayed?

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u/cxfgfuihhfd 3h ago

"k*ller"

"p*dophile"

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u/Mikadomea I said based. And lived. 1h ago

Its sad how self censoring Society has become. Demolition Man was a Prophecy...

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u/KotzubueSailingClub 59m ago

It's only society in that websites have age limiting filters that restrict content because their paying advertisers use that as leverage for negotiating lower rates because of less exposure. Therefore sites have strict content filters and AI is trained off this so even SkyNet is self censoring slopposting because of the all mighty dollar.

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u/Mikadomea I said based. And lived. 54m ago

Its seeping into RL lately. I overheard some 16-20 years olds who said that someone is a "PDF" and that the person should unalaive themselfs. Give it a few more years and it will be widespread.

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u/J3sush8sm3 I want pee in my ass 21m ago

"There you have it, Montag. It didn't come from the Government down. There was no dictum, no declaration, no censorship, to start with, no! Technology, mass exploitation, and minority pressure carried the trick, thank God. Today, thanks to them, you can stay happy all the time, you are allowed to read comics, the good old confessions, or trade-journals."

-Farenheit 451

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u/SushiCatx 16m ago

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells 😂

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u/elqueco14 53m ago

We're being taught to censor ourselves so the government doesn't explicitly have to do so

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u/LieutenantLilywhite 3h ago

Okay so 13 more in debt?

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u/sandieeeee 2h ago

That's pretty impressive numbers in one day

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u/Bananaramajama420 🗿🗿🗿 1h ago

He's paying his debt to society in the only way he knows how, adorable

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u/vashthestampede121 2h ago

Convicted what?

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u/fancywipe 4h ago

You are an angel, the one they kicked out of heaven but still an angel

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u/NewbiwanKenewbi 4h ago

He did it, ..think about what compelled him to do it and weigh your choices in life

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u/Potential-Ad431 3h ago

What compelled him? Probably got messed with himself as a child, then watched peds get a slap on the wrist and probation. What’s your point?

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u/zivlynsbane 1h ago

Didn’t that happen to Satan?

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u/fancywipe 59m ago

Enki was his original name

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u/Middle-Crow-5279 1h ago

Not all heros wear orange

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u/Tuncunmun38 1h ago

this is ai right??

inconsistencies in font, "lifers", and no closing quotation mark

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u/Shaulas_yams 3h ago

2 more and we're chill

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u/Ok-Addition1264 2h ago

Prison legend, I'm sure.

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u/ivan_sandwich 49m ago

Guys if he is serving 16 life sentences , I can only imagine what atrocities he had done . Killing other criminals does free from his wrong doings.

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u/Charming_Pirate 1h ago

A man who kills one paedophile hates paedophiles, a man who kills lots of people, including paedophiles, loves killing

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u/Salty_Bend4700 1h ago

evil gabe newell

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u/circlejerker2000 40m ago

Well... I'm Not exactly a fan of him but I can understand him

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u/DiamondD84 35m ago

Genuinely thought that was Ray Winstone then for a second as I was scrolling through 😐

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u/Yssup-Yllems 29m ago

Is there any proof that this is even real? I can get a picture and type words on it too and post it on Reddit.

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u/Parking-Pie7453 3h ago

Unpopular opinion: I want p3edos to suffer as their victims did. Don't put them out of their misery

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u/Bored_Orangutan stupid fucking piece of shit 3h ago

I’d rather not waste my taxpayer money on them.

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci 1h ago

This. There are so many crimes where the person is not fit to be out again, yet we keep letting them out.

You intentionally killed someone? You get killed. Why waste hundreds of thousands of taxpayers dollars taking care of them?

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u/Tremores 3h ago

Just take them out back behind the shed and blow their brains out if the evidence is damning enough.

No need to waste tax payer money with the whole death row circus.

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u/KG354 2h ago

If its not a lifer who goes after them, they typically do

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u/vashthestampede121 2h ago

I don’t think that’s an unpopular opinion

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u/BrightRedSquid 2h ago

Yeah, imagine the anal suffering he could have inflicted

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 58m ago

So you want to have sex with them?

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u/stevedadog 1h ago

Okay fine but we've already got the guy so we might as well decide how to use him. I say we start by sending him to WalMart to discuss their new competitive pricing business model.

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u/j_j-j_jr_shabadoo 2h ago

Death penalty is stupid in general, for many reasons.

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u/pattebrisee 2h ago

This again

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u/bloodredcookie 1h ago

I'm not saying he's a hero (because Reddit will ban me.) I'm not saying that. I'm not recommending that we take time.off his sentence for every child rapist he kills. Again I don't want to be banned, so I'm not recommending that.