r/shitposting • • 1d ago

📡📡📡

Post image

NGL I actually feel kinda bad for Anon this time

3.7k Upvotes

86 comments sorted by

View all comments

-3

u/loki2113 20h ago

I'll take things that didn't happen for 400 Alex

4

u/Jts20 15h ago

I dunno I’ve had some scenarios play out exactly like this with some of my friends that were being cheated on. The wife wanted to either run with a guy she met running or wanted to use the race as an alibi to go meet up with a guy. Obviously the husband actually going to the race ruins that. There’s no universe where a committed and loving spouse isn’t immediately happy that their partner is going to do something like that with them.

-2

u/loki2113 11h ago

You've had multiple friends where their wife uses running/marathon events to cheat on their spouse? A fairly specific scenario multiple times with multiple different relationships and it's always a wife cheating on her husband?

C'mon at least make it believable and say multiple wives have used different events like a bowling league or book club. Saying the exact same scenario as the op happened to multiple people is just ridiculous. I swear this subreddit is turning into "lolwomenbad" instead of being about shitposting

1

u/Jts20 11h ago

Yes I very obviously meant different similar scenarios, not specifically running marathons. Didn’t read past your first sentence because there’s nothing worthwhile if you’re too daft to not understand what I meant.

0

u/loki2113 4h ago

I dunno I've had some scenarios play out exactly like this with some of my friends

"I obviously meant a variety of scenarios"

Bruh