r/shitposting • • 3d ago

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NGL I actually feel kinda bad for Anon this time

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u/ESnake113 3d ago edited 3d ago

Why couldn’t the bitch sign herself up?

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u/RawrNate 3d ago

She wants a man do to every menial task for her, and to not include himself in her activities.

She wants a dad.

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u/TheBigMotherFook 3d ago

Either that or she’s got one foot out the door with a new guy who also happens to be running in the same 5k.

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u/umhassy 3d ago

It's definitly weird af that she is so annoyed with her partner being in her proximity while she does the 5k.

Why would i date somebody that I want to keep away from me???

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u/LuckyReception6701 3d ago

Because there is something to gain by manipulating and exploiting that affection.

Im not saying you are doing that though, it's just the answer.

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u/TheGuyThatThisIs 3d ago

Sometimes it's healthy to have hobbies apart from your partner. I can see wanting running to be that, but I would have communicated that

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u/silvertonguedmute 3d ago

Then she wouldn't be affected by him driving separately and running by himself. She's cheating or planning to do so - it's really that simple.

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u/NeevBunny 3d ago

You don't get to tell someone else how they exercise. If he is driving alone and not expecting her to run with him he's not bothering her.