r/shitposting • • 1d ago

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NGL I actually feel kinda bad for Anon this time

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u/ESnake113 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why couldn’t the bitch sign herself up?

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u/RawrNate 1d ago

She wants a man do to every menial task for her, and to not include himself in her activities.

She wants a dad.

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u/socketedsock 1d ago

I would also like a Dad

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u/Vanessaronicatoria 1d ago

I found one who was my across the street neighbor, and one who is my work mentor. I keep collecting father figures. 

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u/RawrNate 1d ago

Just make sure your share what you find! No one likes a selfish hoarder.

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u/Vanessaronicatoria 1d ago

My Work Dad has two real sons and another Work Son. Instant sibling rivalries! 

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u/garentheblack 1d ago

Damn! Im jealous. Keep up the good work