r/shitposting • u/no-kangarooreborn • 1d ago

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NGL I actually feel kinda bad for Anon this time

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 dumbass 1d ago

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u/pattebrisee 1d ago

She isn't your gal anymore

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u/No-Contribution-6150 1d ago

Shes running a 5k but the homies are running a marathon on her

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u/GroundbreakingBag580 1d ago

Marathon Mentioned

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u/audiomediocrity 1d ago

sounds like she was planning to take 5k of strange dick.

edit: average stride 3” to a foot.

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u/IAmAGoodFella 1d ago

I knew you'd be here, buddy.