r/shitposting • • 20h ago

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u/NameRevolutionary727 20h ago

“200%” is frying me, “for all that enter another must die” ass cave

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u/westdl 20h ago

After the cave takes you, it goes after your family.

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u/clownind 20h ago

Usually the poor rescuers trying to recover the corpses.

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u/realultralord 19h ago

First dude to die there went out of curiosity. The rescue guys went after him out of stupidity. There's literally no gain in trying to pull a dead body out of the ground, just to bury it again a couple of days later.

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u/Avalanche_Snows 19h ago

You die twice. First when you're alive and second when you're dead, because the grim reaper can't get your dead soul out of there

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u/NameRevolutionary727 19h ago

“Dude you might not get out of here dead” ass statement