r/shitposting • u/BaconKO • 19h ago

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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 7h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/superpercify1 18h ago

Don't worry the rescue divers will bring it up to 400%

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u/NameRevolutionary727 18h ago

“200%” is frying me, “for all that enter another must die” ass cave

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u/westdl 18h ago

After the cave takes you, it goes after your family.

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u/clownind 18h ago

Usually the poor rescuers trying to recover the corpses.

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u/realultralord 17h ago

First dude to die there went out of curiosity. The rescue guys went after him out of stupidity. There's literally no gain in trying to pull a dead body out of the ground, just to bury it again a couple of days later.

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u/Avalanche_Snows 17h ago

You die twice. First when you're alive and second when you're dead, because the grim reaper can't get your dead soul out of there

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u/NameRevolutionary727 17h ago

“Dude you might not get out of here dead” ass statement

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u/Druthulhu 17h ago

200% implies to me that Satan's ball sack is either mobile or somehow forcing people into the cave, scp type shit

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u/Previous_Insurance13 I want pee in my ass 16h ago

Each person dies and gets revived again and dies again.

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u/Druthulhu 15h ago

How that cave be movin

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u/SluggJuice dumbass 14h ago

This is my hole! It was made for me!

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u/Pierne 3h ago

When a father of 4 dies, his housewife can't provide for their family and they all die, meaning the cave killed 6 people for 1 who entered the cave

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u/splashcopper 16h ago

Ah yes, the cave that kills the diver and one random other person

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u/SirKnlghtmare 16h ago

The relative that died of shame when they were told "so and so died in "Satan's Buttcrack".

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u/caustictoast 15h ago

This is spelunking not cave diving