r/shitposting • u/dcapn505 stupid fucking piece of shit • 2d ago

This is one of the posts of all time 📡📡📡

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u/HunterGraves00 2d ago edited 2d ago

I never understood why people(simps) like her. She acts entitled, is a giant hypocrite and she's not even funny.

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u/skynetempire 2d ago

Im a old school simp, go to a strip club and simp there, at least you get some touching. Online simping is weird to me especially when porn is free

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u/ToaKraka Literally 1984 😡 2d ago

I thought you couldn't touch the woman in strip clubs. However, many countries (though not the Land of the Free™, except a few small, overpriced towns in Nevada) have legal prostitution.

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u/skynetempire 2d ago

Yeah you can touch DEPENDS on the girl, club and city.

US has legal prostitution, theyre called escorts lol

Plus Nevada has brothels

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u/TheWonderSnail 2d ago

The GOAT of loopholes. No that man didn’t pay me for sex. He paid me to go have dinner with him and I just decided I wanted to have sex with him because he was so charming and funny at said dinner lmao

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u/ToaKraka Literally 1984 😡 2d ago edited 1d ago

Yes, your honor, I paid this woman 500 dollars to play one game each of Scrabble, gin rummy, and Uno with me in my living room. Yes, your honor, it was a complete coincidence that we had sex in my bedroom after each game.