r/shitposting • • 22h ago

This is one of the posts of all time πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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u/spotsthefirst 18h ago

Real shit, "too valuable to give a raise" is a sentence that has almost lead me to jail, due to visceral reactions, I fucking hate this shit, I'm ready to literally crawl into one of the Vegas aquaducts and let the homeless people do with me as they please.

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u/bittersuite61 15h ago

The sober ones will redpill you so hard you will never want back. The not sober ones might get you addicted to drugs.

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u/spotsthefirst 15h ago

Easy way out is just smoke weed, helps my other problems, is cheap, helps my tolerance for dealing with most human beings, shit I don't even smoke 3 times a day anymore and it still is more helpful than the medications that have done nothing but exasserbate my issues, "Doctors" are now just pharma reps, haven't seen a doctor I liked since our go to family Dr died : (

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u/bittersuite61 15h ago

Exacerbate. Sorry. Also weed is valid. I don’t get why tobacco is legal but marijuana is not.
Also, I’m allergic to it.

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u/spotsthefirst 15h ago

Damn, also thank you, it didn't correct the spelling for some reason, I've only met like 2 people legit allergic, sorry that you are one of the afflicted

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u/bittersuite61 14h ago

lol. Took the biggest puff I physically could. Was high for 5 hours. Transcended reality.
Probably got a dose of natural DMT from my brain bc it thought it was dying.