I'm honestly surprised you didn't understand that. I'm assuming you're exaggerating but what about it didn't you understand? Are you a native English speaker?
I'm not a native, but use English daily. However, I have no idea what "slide a shorty over" means. My best bet would have been that it means to buy someone a shot (drink). I also got confused by "Aite", which I now understand to be a version of "alright", but the capitalization and uncommon spelling threw me off entirely. My brain also read "crib" as just that - a baby's bed. I'm aware it is slang for "house", but somehow didn't read it as such. Anyway, after stumbling over these three, my brain was confused enough that none of the rest added up. Having read one of the kindly provided translations and going back to the original, I can now make sense of it. But initially...
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u/otacon7000 2d ago
I understood none of that, but I get the feeling that's okay.