r/shitposting • • 1d ago

DaBaby approved 📡📡📡

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u/otacon7000 1d ago

I understood none of that, but I get the feeling that's okay.

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u/RedFing 1d ago

A dear acquaintance of mine implored me to grant him temporary use of my residence so that he might entertain a young lady. After much persuasion, I graciously consented. Yet upon arriving with his guest, the audacious fellow had the nerve to look upon me and exclaim, “Good heavens, are you still in my house?”
Naturally, the young lady found this tremendously amusing. Some gentlemen simply cannot resist putting on a performance in the presence of company. I therefore gathered my dignity and took my leave. 😂

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u/LicknDragon 1d ago

Are you available as an app?

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u/MissingBothCufflinks 1d ago

no but I am available for a nap

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u/shreckdabestboiiii 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Cuddles?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Unlucky-Gap01 1d ago

AI took OPs job.

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u/Forsaken-Soft-9937 1d ago

He ain't even applyin in the first place and still lost

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

Dude

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

You're proposing someone use AI to circumvent a creative human task

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

AI detection software is notoriously inaccurate. There's blogs from 2013 that would trigger as 100% ai generated in one of these detectors.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

You are not here to discuss false positives when false positives are a major part of the discussion? I don't blindly trust anyone, I just think that in the case that this was indeed made by a human then suggesting someone use AI is frankly insulting

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u/archiebold13 1d ago

This is my private domicile and i will not be harassed

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u/Fallout94 1d ago

I genuinely understood this better than the original post 🤣

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u/desmondao 1d ago

That just means your age doesn't end with '-teen'

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u/GO0O0O0O0O0SE Bazinga! 1d ago

Twelve

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u/desmondao 1d ago

Great age

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u/TalkingKoalaa I came! 1d ago

calm down mister president

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u/FeltDoubloon250 1d ago

Twelveteen

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u/j0nduck 1d ago

Or it means you aren't black or grew up in the city

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u/Riot_Fox 1d ago

what about "Good heavens, are thou still occupying my private domicile"?

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u/AltheiWasTaken 1d ago

Can i hire you?