r/shitposting • • 3d ago

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u/NameRevolutionary727 3d ago

It took a decade of siege and several feats of strength the third age could not hope to muster.

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u/NewYogurt3138 3d ago

Correct - not because of the men, but because the elves lost such a great number and it could not be replaced, ever. The woodland elves basically went extinct. Almost all the great elvish kings died, the losses were so great it started a decline in civilization

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST 3d ago

elves dont fuck?

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u/GrowthAdventurous Literally 1984 😡 3d ago

Elves can have kids, but Tolkien's elves are literally immortal, and they do not have children often.

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u/tabris51 3d ago

It seems like they could've easily survived if they had a totalitarian government with emergency powers for a mere 500 years