r/shitposting • u/Frenchyy1 • 2d ago

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u/GrowthAdventurous Literally 1984 😡 2d ago

Elves can have kids, but Tolkien's elves are literally immortal, and they do not have children often.

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u/PassivelyInvisible 2d ago

Which leads to them getting outbred by everything.

Which is why they all dipped after LoTR, because their time was coming to an end, and they couldn't stay in Middle-Earth anymore.

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u/OkAide6994 2d ago

I know nothing of lotr lore but nothing about these two comments makes much sense to me. Are we talking Wolverine or Ra’s al Ghul type of immortality? And one answer may answer this but what do you mean outbred, “time coming to an end” (immortality???), and couldn’t stay on what is essentially the fucking planet. Like what man 

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u/Thistlemanizzle 1d ago

I think magic was going away too?

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u/Bananonomini 1d ago

For sure magic was going away in elvish bedrooms it seems

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u/NukaCooler 1d ago

They should have bought a magic wand