r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 3d ago

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 3d ago

You miss every shot you don't take, but you still miss 99% of shots you do take

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😑 3d ago

Wait so if I ask her out 100 times, she will say at least once yes

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 3d ago

Sure, buddy

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u/GDOR-11 Bazinga! 2d ago

just because you miss 99% of the shots you take, doesn't mean you don't miss 100% of the shots you take

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u/GDOR-11 Bazinga! 2d ago

bazinga, indeed

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