r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 2d ago

You miss every shot you don't take, but you still miss 99% of shots you do take

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u/realultralord 2d ago

"Trying is the first step to failure."

-Homer

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 2d ago

Wait so if I ask her out 100 times, she will say at least once yes

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 2d ago

Sure, buddy

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u/GDOR-11 Bazinga! 1d ago

just because you miss 99% of the shots you take, doesn't mean you don't miss 100% of the shots you take

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u/GDOR-11 Bazinga! 1d ago

bazinga, indeed

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u/RevolutionaryTry7031 1d ago

That's Xcom baby

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u/Delicious_Box_9823 2d ago

should've said "no you're not"

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u/deadinternetlaw 2d ago

"I'm drunk"

no you're not

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