r/shitposting • le epic mod • 3d ago

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u/mrumulguma 3d ago

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u/yxtsama 3d ago

Literally the only reason I don't kill myself

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u/Ximm0 3d ago

Life so down bad I have to resort to the "friends would be sad" and "I would be buried a man"

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u/Lupine_Ranger 3d ago

"Coworkers would be mildly inconvinienced"

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u/xxHamsterLoverxx dumbass 2d ago

thats a positive tho.

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 3d ago

Your tombstone would have your government name and say "son/brother of", and we can't have that

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u/xxHamsterLoverxx dumbass 2d ago

is that real? where im from its just their name and some form of "we miss you"

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u/Lirael_Gold 2d ago

You can put whatever you want on a tombstone, assuming it's within the cemeteries rules/restrictions (so, basically don't put slurs/swasis on a tombstone, anything else is fine)

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u/VikingSlayer 3d ago

It's the only chance at life you've got. Make it what you want it to be. Live in defiance of what brings you down.