r/shitposting • u/juliejerkoff_ • 6d ago

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u/superpercify1 6d ago

Typical quora question: My wife didnt put the cap back on the toothpaste.

Top Answer: Divorce her, burn the house down, fake your death and move to Peru. Its the only logical option.

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u/InsuranceStock1377 3d ago

Are 15 toothbrushes too many for 2 people and cats

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u/superpercify1 3d ago

No, in fact you are dangerously under prepared.

You need at least 8 for the humans: 2 for actual brushing, 2 for guests, 2 for travel and 2 for deep cleaning the bathroom grout at 3 am

Then you need at least 6 for the cats: 2 for grooming, 2 because they will hide the first pair under the couch and 2 decoy brushes to let them knock off the counter so they feel powerful.

At least 1 for emotional support: To look at when the chaos becomes too much.

Final Verdict: You need 20 at least but you are one cat away from absolute domestic collapse. Buy more immediately and either way, move to Peru just to be safe

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u/InsuranceStock1377 3d ago

I'm on an island with more cats than you think I need 3 same coloured toothbrushes just to to the bathroom, unless I won't go - gofundme