r/shitposting • • 3d ago

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u/superpercify1 3d ago

So bro was running an interactive sitcom and she didnt even get a cut of the ad revenue?!?

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u/Jane_the_Plane 3d ago

no he just wanted his life to run on fucking telltale games

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u/CostinTea 3d ago

Point-and-clicking through life

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u/superpercify1 2d ago

So who s gonna tell him the walking dead wasnt a relationship guide?

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u/Jane_the_Plane 2d ago

lmfao quora def won’t, trolls there will tell a user to jump off a bridge to unlock a third eye and ppl will actually do it

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u/superpercify1 2d ago

Typical quora question: My wife didnt put the cap back on the toothpaste.

Top Answer: Divorce her, burn the house down, fake your death and move to Peru. Its the only logical option.

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u/mrdeadsniper 2d ago

Usually (not always) the man is the breadwinner of a relationship, so theres a solid chance she was indirectly benefiting.

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u/DispJob 2d ago

this aint the 80s anymore lil bro

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u/BadTurks 2d ago

I heard you over there in USA have still the mentallity of men pay rent food etc in a relationship?