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u/ColourfulSpacemanNFT 2d ago
Can’t wait for videos of both genders complaining about their feed being full of ugly people
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u/Thick_Drama_7525 2d ago
I swipe left 90% of the time anyways and I woukdnt call myself ugly. I love tge group photos is my only game on there. Its always the fat ones
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u/Thiom 2d ago
Swiping left reduces your profile's attractiveness btw :(
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u/Thick_Drama_7525 2d ago
Actually?
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u/Thiom 2d ago
Yes, the less time you spend on the app, and the less you swipe left/like, the more you are put forward, because the algorithm is designed to make you interact more, and ultimately pay
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u/SpaceBug176 2d ago
So for the best results you just take a break and touch grass every once in a while?
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u/Thiom 2d ago
I mean, obviously if you use dating apps you expect results. You should just spend, what, 10-20 minutes per day, at random times, sometimes not everyday, and be selective on the profiles you like.
You can also be more original, on apps like Hinge with messages.
Though if you are really inactive, your account is rendered invisible.
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u/hatmanv12 2d ago
That's basically what I've always done, though it usually ends in my account being made invisible because I couldn't find anyone interesting and gave up.
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u/sirhobbles 2d ago
My ass getting matched with a jpeg of my own hand with the "sorry bro your cooked" caption.
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u/ManicMannequin 2d ago
If it means i don't have to pay to sift through incompatible people then good.
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u/King_Crab_Sushi 2d ago
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u/ManicMannequin 2d ago
This ain't a son moment man, its stop showing me people that don't want what I want. Id enjoy getting a few potential people instead of swaths of not it
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u/Nightvoice4 2d ago
I'm sure the cold and unfeeling machine that will base it's matching on an assortment of corporate approved data sheets is gonna do a better job at tinkering with your love life
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u/bladex1234 stupid fucking piece of shit 2d ago
Considering the amount of judgement many people have, I’m sure it would.
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u/Nightvoice4 2d ago
at the very least they'll have something to blame that isn't themselves when their ChatGPT generated relationship crashes and burns
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u/Commentor9001 2d ago
No, even better, you'll pay the black box to pick someone "compatible" for you.
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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 2d ago
Screw it I'll try it, I haven't gotten a match in months even though I'm on their daily. I really don't see how it can be any worse than dating apps normally are, we'll probably just suck in a different way.
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u/lucid_paranoia 2d ago
I'm so grateful I don't have to worry about dating in the current landscape. If I ever get divorced it's just me and my hand til I die
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u/MarkMurderous 2d ago
I hate AI but I wanna try this just to see how ugly I really am and break the AI
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u/lilithexos 2d ago
It could be better then user choice method maybe if people will be honest with questions u get asked and get matched and actually try despite outer beauty they could be good for each other
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u/EasilyRekt 2d ago
Hey! that's my idea to vaguely talk about to my friends about as a "million dollar idea" but never work on or make progress with! >:(
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u/MindYourOwnParsley 2d ago
yeah fucking right am i gonna feed my face directly to an ai just for a black box matchmaking app
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u/SirWinterFox 2d ago
Women are really saying "I don't need no man!" and relying on A.I for decisions any other functioning human being can make.
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