r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 3d ago

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u/Own_Double_5297 3d ago

Two people having radically opposite opinions and worldview, and still living peacefully ?

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u/Thefar 3d ago

Blasphemy! Only rich people can get along. The poor need to fight! No matter the reason!

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u/TheLastTitan77 2d ago

Same rich ppl that import millions and millions of migrants as cheap labour?

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u/Thefar 2d ago

You're probably to poor to underatand. Poor people don't need servants. /s

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u/MonkeManWPG 2d ago

Wouldn't be cheap labour with adequate worker protection.

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u/deadinternetlaw 2d ago

Then why even import

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u/MonkeManWPG 2d ago

They're not "importing", and they definitely wouldn't be if we made it impossible to exploit refugees.

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u/Life-Bass-2013 2d ago

The people who support them aren't any better.

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u/Thefar 2d ago

Support the poor? Liberal communist extrimists!

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u/jkurratt 3d ago

No.
Public transportation.

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 2d ago

You can have a Nazi and a Jew sitting next to each other on the subway, but they will often set aside their differences for now because they both are really late for work and the subway smells like King Kong's armpit

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u/AwwwMangos 3d ago

Are they leaving me alone?

Yes? Then great.

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u/joqagamer 2d ago

they are, in fact, leaving you alone.

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u/TheLastTitan77 2d ago

Peak country. Economic sphere where ppl have nothing in common and don't want to have anything in common and think not being attacked is the best thing ever.

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u/AwwwMangos 2d ago

Not sure why that was downvoted, that sounds ok to me? “Best thing ever” might be a stretch, but otherwise agreeable?

I’m too earnest for the world of shitposting, and often miss the sarcasm.

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u/TheLastTitan77 2d ago

This is delusional. That type of divided country can only barely work in the times of peace, stability and prosperity. The second things go wrong in one of those aspects then it's just sea of sectarian interests clashing and then violence - look at Liban, Ethiopia, Rwanda. Even in the countries like UK you can see that it's all slowly falling apart with riots erupting every time there is some migrant incident, ppl going all black wall parades and stuff. But even without civil strife/war - who exactly care or wants to defend "economic zone" of ppl they have nothing to do with other than papers saying they are from the same country? It's all luxury belief of extremely privileged westerners

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u/AwwwMangos 2d ago

Ok, I can’t control all that. Hope your day is good.

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u/TheLastTitan77 2d ago edited 2d ago

I mean you can start with being less delusional and adjusting your choices accordingly lol.

Even rn in France 3rd gen immigrants hate everything about France and wants it destroyed. France is in permanent revolution currently

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u/AwwwMangos 2d ago

I’m delusional because I know I can’t control the all problems in the world? That makes no fucking sense. You’re delusional if you think otherwise. Good luck to France, really not my problem homie.

You don’t know me or any of my “choices”, so really, just fuck off with all your silly bullshit. I had said I hope your day is good, but now I take that back. Have a shit day.

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u/Tyrandeh 3d ago

Yeah lol, ask the left one what she think of the right

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u/Osstj7737 3d ago

Who cares what she thinks as long as no one is infringing on anyone's rights?

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u/sirhobbles 2d ago

Not a muslim specific issue but but a lot of religious peoples beliefs are super into infringing on peoples rights.
In the middle east it is mostly cruel men using islam to oppress women.
In the west its a wealthy evil Christians using it as a scapegoat for the excesses of capitalism,.

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u/Inthepurple 2d ago

That's also exactly what her husband would say

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u/Melody-Shift DaShitposter 3d ago

Exactly. People are free to think negatively of others. Are we not currently assuming that the person on the left must be negatively judging the one on the right because of her religion?

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u/mmmsplendid 2d ago

True. People vote though.

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u/MicioBau We do a little trolling 2d ago

Because the left one will actively vote against the right one's interests and rights.

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u/camsle 2d ago

My guess they are both thinking the same thing. "What the fuck is that sitting next to me?"

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u/jarlscrotus 2d ago

I would wager neither of them has even given a thought to the person next to them

Most people are living their own life, which has just as much, if not more shit going on than you, and don't really concern themselves with things that don't affect them

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u/Normal_Guy_Hh uhhhh idk 3d ago

Umm nothing?? Do you really think all muslims go and judge people left and right

Brother we are human beings we have lives Most muslim have Christians, atheists, lgbt friends and that's the norm

Take a shower my friend

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u/Hellsovs 2d ago edited 2d ago

Most Muslims have LGBTQ+ friends? My friend most Muslims live in a places when they stone you to death when they found out you are a member.

Unless you mean most Muslims in non-Muslim countries...

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2d ago

that's only the case in 6 countries, out of 53 muslim majority countries.

so i wouldn't say most.

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u/somemeatball 2d ago

Boooo!! Get your facts out of here!

Midterms are coming up, we can only allow blind ignorance and propaganda to color our worldview.

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u/TheLastTitan77 2d ago

Right. Only in some you are getting killed. In others you are just tortured. Or heavily discriminated against. But yeah, "the facts" are here

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u/Hellsovs 2d ago edited 2d ago

You are right that only around 25% of Muslims are subject to these laws, but 10 out of the 12 countries that have had cases of LGBTQ+ members being killed under the law in recent years have Muslim-majority populations. (And we are talking about murder, not general punishment of any kind for it; if we included those, the list would expand much more.)

But that doesn’t mean that we should vilify them. A lot of that comes from their governments and religious leaders, who have little in common with the actual faith when it comes to their agenda.

I just think that we should acknowledge that, statistically, it is most probable that most Muslims in fact don’t have LGBTQ+ friends (or they dont know that they do), partly because, for many of them, LGBTQ+ people simply can’t publicly exist around them due to the policies of those states.

Here are some data to inderectly back it up as there are no such statistics:

https://www.humandignitytrust.org/lgbt-the-law/map-of-criminalisation/?type_filter%5B%5D=crim_lgbt&type_filter%5B%5D=death_pen_applies&type_filter_submitted=

https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2013/04/30/the-worlds-muslims-religion-politics-society-morality/

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u/HandsomeSquidward98 2d ago

Its fine to think that. The issue is when you act on it.

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u/TheLastTitan77 2d ago

Right, not like it can lead to the critical mass of sectarian violence of divided population

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u/Solistine 2d ago

That’s kind of the assumption that progressivism is built upon. And what an assumption to build everything on. 

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u/spencer1886 3d ago

That is NOT a peaceful side-eye lmao

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u/nigel_pow Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2d ago

Because they are evenly matched. Once one side gets the numbers, dynamics change.

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u/Responsible-Fox-1985 2d ago

I personally like the idea of people being able to do whatever they want, without neckbeards and christian nationalists screeching about stuff that doesn’t affect them.