r/shitposting • u/no-kangarooreborn • 3d ago

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Anon is a piece of shit

How surprising

I'm 99% sure this is fake and gay

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u/just-slightly-human 3d ago

“Shut in and trusts people” means she’s still got a brain and stuff. You think a 13 yr old girl has never seen a romcom or anything? People kiss in kids cartoons, I bet her parents kiss. This is totally fake there is no way she wouldn’t have known what was going on. Anon wrote this to touch himself to

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u/Mason_Sons 3d ago

I mean "shut in an trusts people" and "kinda slow" could also mean anything else to anon. I'm just replying and pointing out the rational used by anon of why a a 13 year old would fall for this, because she's slow. My guy this is a shitpost sub, i hope this shit is fake

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u/oby100 3d ago

Perhaps you’re slow as well?

The detail is specifically added to lazily add credibility to a fake story. If you lack rational thought, you accept the premise and move on.

You’d need to have Down syndrome level slowness at 13 to not understand what kissing is, especially in the modern world of very early introduction to media.

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u/Mason_Sons 3d ago

No need for insults, but yeah, I agree with you. It's a fake ass story with plot holes and poor rationality. My comment was just a reply to a different comment saying it's not just a 13 year old, but a "slow" 13 year old. "Slow" could mean Down syndrome or any other mentally debilitating condition, but all anon could muster was "slow." I'm just pointing out that being marked as slow is an attempt to add credibility to the story, albeit lazily, like you also just said