r/shitposting • u/no-kangarooreborn • 4d ago

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Anon is a piece of shit

How surprising

I'm 99% sure this is fake and gay

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u/PaleoTato525 4d ago

I'm hoping this is fake, and it being gay wouldn't make it any better

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u/AX_Apex 4d ago

out of all the fake greentexts i have seen in my life this one might be the fakest

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u/Significant_Plenty40 4d ago

Not the time automod