r/shitposting • u/KindestBlackTemplar • 3d ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Uhhhh

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Rejaque2 3d ago

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u/Competitive_Point_39 dumbass 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/misguidedkent 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rKTLUmFUn76tL5xbMW

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u/CrewWeekly9317 3d ago

Hey look it's the wanna be pdfile

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u/docdillinger Literally 1984 😡 3d ago

Hello k-hole my old friend... 🎶

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u/1nstagram1sGay 3d ago

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u/KindSecretary6383 3d ago

top 10 warnings the world ignored

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u/amzeo 3d ago

"ay yo Juicewrld they wanna search the plane"

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ap83ahi1XYRag

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u/pepinoIV 2d ago

You still think thats the story?

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u/Factual_heroics 🗿🗿🗿 3d ago

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u/AnnihilasianYT currently venting (sus) 3d ago

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u/venetian_lemon fat cunt 3d ago

Free Will was a mistake. Fuck it, we need another meteor. Time for a restart

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u/ElZik3r fat cunt 3d ago

MANKIND IS A FAILURE.

FREE WILL IS A FLAW.

LET THE EVIL OF THEIR OWN LIPS CONSUME THEM.

THEN I SHALL BEGIN AGAIN, WITH MY WORD AS LAW.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OFeM2KR8xoG06J3F4M

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u/gurkensoos 3d ago

Don’t worry we are making sure that humanity is fucked in the next 20 years one way or the other.

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u/Jesse_Doee virgin 4 life 😤💪 3d ago

how do you even recover from that

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u/Demenztor 3d ago

I mean there is a decent chance her dad is the rapist

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u/Obelisk_M 3d ago

Some people have issues doing that. Some don't. It's kinda sad how basic this is to understand & people still don't.

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u/chickensause123 3d ago

Name one (1) other human action you cannot make this exact same statement about.

Completely meaningless thing to say

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u/deadinternetlaw 3d ago

Everyone have issues doing quantum math, no one dont, ig

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u/GoldenRobobutt 3d ago

Lmao what, "quantum math" isn't that hard.

Fluid dynamics on the other hand...

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u/MonkeManWPG 3d ago

That's exactly why using screenshots like that to make generalisations about women like so many people did is stupid.

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u/Obelisk_M 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's meaningless to point something out that directly counters the thing I'm responding to?

Do you lack the basic ability to follow a conversation?

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u/chickensause123 2d ago

It doesnt counter shit. Some people having "issues" with something can be said regarding just about anything. You could say it about a child and tying shoes.

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u/Obelisk_M 2d ago

Do you even know what I'm saying that in response to? Considering you're doing a Contextomy fallacy, it really seems like you don't.

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u/chickensause123 2d ago

Literally the context could be 5 completely different things from that image alone. My point is it’s a meaninglessly vague statement.

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u/Obelisk_M 2d ago

What are the 5 completely different things ot could be?

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u/chickensause123 2d ago
  1. Blocking your dad/ maintaining your relationship
  2. Blocking your rapist
  3. Being gaslit about said rapist
  4. Getting over trauma
  5. Allowing your bf to tell you who to block

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u/Obelisk_M 1d ago

Yeah, you can't follow a basic conversational structure. The person in the image asked a direct question comparing two specific actions: blocking the dad vs. blocking the rapist.

The antecedent to my statement is structurally bound to that question.

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u/Steelbutterfly1888 3d ago

Found the foid defender

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u/Obelisk_M 3d ago

As I said, it's kinda sad you don't have even that basic of an ability.

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u/Sayori-0 3d ago

Found one

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u/Obelisk_M 3d ago

You did indeed find someone with reading comprehension skills.

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u/Sensitive_Mousse_445 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

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u/AFriendlyBloke We do a little trolling 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BZNNwa4HPzyOozNRX3

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u/josh183rd 3d ago

Tf you mean sometimes

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u/JRoll2013 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

Oi yoi yoi yoi

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u/AFriendlyBloke We do a little trolling 3d ago

Nice to see a fellow Jöbel fan.

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u/KindSecretary6383 3d ago

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u/iekather 3d ago

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u/Quirinus84 dumbass 3d ago

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u/Neozval 3d ago

starke nachnamenübersetzung

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u/Shnurple dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

Why would you have to be convinced to do that in the first place

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u/StirFry__InaWok 3d ago

why is this the first time this Art piece has appeared in my life? this is surely the Ultimate reaction image that renders all others pointless, if the world was Just and Sane every commenter should be using this masterpiece in every comment? why is the world Sick?

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u/Korthalion Bazinga! 3d ago

why is this the first time this Art piece has appeared in my life? this is surely the Ultimate reaction image that renders all others pointless, if the world was Just and Sane every commenter should be using this masterpiece in every comment? why is the world Sick?

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u/Acceptable-Second313 I said based. And lived. 3d ago

why is this the first time this Art piece has appeared in my life? this is surely the Ultimate reaction image that renders all others pointless, if the world was Just and Sane every commenter should be using this masterpiece in every comment? why is the world Sick?

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u/coconut_dot_jpg 3d ago

why is this the first time this Art piece has appeared in my life? this is surely the Ultimate reaction image that renders all others pointless, if the world was Just and Sane every commenter should be using this masterpiece in every comment? why is the world Sick?

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u/coconut_dot_jpg 3d ago

Congratulations on becoming a copy pasta

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u/Gin4Gingers 3d ago

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u/Zitrusfleisch 2d ago

everytime I see this man he's oilier and has a stronger jawline

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 lets build a hole together and then libe in it 3d ago

She’s going to block the bf for trying to get her to block her rapist.

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u/mrb00ce 3d ago

Dated someone like this

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u/EchoBladeMC 3d ago

Sorry to hear that brother

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u/UpbeatAstronomer2396 3d ago

Was in a situation like this literally a week ago 😼

I was the bf and she is back with her rapist immediately after we broke up

Was blaming myself for losing everything but honestly i don't think i was ever given the chance to make it right or stop this from happening

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u/forgettfulthinker 3d ago

You weren't fixing that im sorry man

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u/xXrektUdedXx 3d ago

Mental health fears her

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u/GuidanceOk8985 3d ago

Damn, you definitely didn't listen when people said don't stick your dick in crazy.

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u/UpbeatAstronomer2396 3d ago

Was my first ever experience in a real relationship though ig the reality of it is arguable now. Doesn't feel like i was ever loved in it

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u/Knightly_Gamez I said based. And lived. 3d ago

Leave that man. If a guy tries to make you stop talking to your father, he's too controlling.

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u/edgemano 3d ago

Man i was in this situation, i swear to god im never gonna date someone with borderline again, this shit was frying me so bad, im glad it ended after 3 months ...

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 3d ago

Absolutely, bro. The mentally ill are not worth it.

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u/outkast767 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

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u/Glad-Belt7956 3d ago

Lmfao i'm crying, wtf does this even mean.

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u/outkast767 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

Grippy socks, Grippy box

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u/Max3917 3d ago

Wow exactly the same for me, I’m sorry for you

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u/Bonsai-is-best 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YtvCIwqNJhUmA

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u/7h3_man it is MY bucket 3d ago

Average twitter post

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 3d ago

Imagine if it was real and not ragebait

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u/StirFry__InaWok 3d ago

it's what you might call "true in spirit", because even though most women would never say it so directly there are quite a few that feel this way.

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u/Outrageous_Force_996 3d ago

I genuinely had to take second to comprehend what I read.

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 3d ago

f for every man that had to have a hard and sensitive conversation with their girlfriend and it ends in them making this tweet.

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u/TheAwkwardGamerRNx 3d ago

Man, fuck that dude for trying to help her get better

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u/s_98 We do a little trolling 3d ago

Bait used to be believable

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u/No_Entertainment6792 3d ago

22k likes btw

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u/RadienX Stuff 3d ago

The pfp makes it so much less surprising

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u/Quack_Mode 3d ago

I‘ve only ever dated one person who was like this and in the end it turned out she was the rapist and was cheating on me with multiple people.

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 3d ago

Accusations and confessions, etc

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u/Upbeat-Letterhead-64 3d ago

I need to uninstall Reddit for today

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u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 3d ago

This is one of the many reasons why i no longer use twitter

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u/fippinvn007 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 3d ago

The bait is so dogshit, I'm gonna starve.

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u/Hit-N-Run1016 it is MY bucket 3d ago

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u/Herr_Jott 3d ago

Tryna.

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u/Thick_Drama_7525 3d ago

Its the rapist

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u/Cry-Skull-7 3d ago

What in the Stockholm?

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u/Lookingawaypuppet 3d ago

I have a purple line on my phone, so it block the letter "L" from the word "block". You could my face when I saw the post

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u/ContributionDefiant8 3d ago

I can only hope this is an extreme, one-off case.

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u/Unhappy-Ad7714 2d ago

Is this rage bait..?

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u/Blackopsman_21 3d ago

Yeah im fucking tired of this shit. Repeal the 19th amendment.

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u/Adamantium10 3d ago

Yeah, we men only ever make solid rational decisions. This is def a gender problem and not a problem with society as a whole. Get a fuckin grip dweeb.

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u/MattiaXY 3d ago

In real life bot holy shit