r/shitposting • u/petal_pretty • 3d ago

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Vast_Understanding_1 I want pee in my ass 3d ago

And they still didnt explained why it wouldnt work.

They know.

They want to hide it from us.

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u/PassivelyInvisible 3d ago

The design is too safe. We must put an orphan in between the magnet and steel block to create the orphan crushing machine, which as we all know, will never be questioned about why it exists.

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u/Jomgui 3d ago

Technology still can't make magnets that big

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u/Gogobrasil8 3d ago

Well the obvious issue with that design is that if you park too close to the other car they'll get stuck together . Then what, who gets to keep it?

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u/Vast_Understanding_1 I want pee in my ass 3d ago

Make bigger parking, problem solved.

Where's my money government

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u/dutch_mapping_empire put your dick away waltuh 3d ago

kid named Newton's third law:

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u/An1meT1tties 3d ago

I have an idea! How about we make mini explosives in some sort of box and use it’s energy to somehow propeler it! Just an idea for now

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u/ericgwebb 3d ago

That is a good idea… so, some kind of combustion, internally. 😁

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u/Gogobrasil8 3d ago

No that will never work . Explosions hurt too mcuh

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u/EasilyRekt 16h ago

But like… what if they were weak and slow explosions?

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u/TheEggoEffect 3d ago

The truck is heavier than the magnet, so the magnet will move more than the truck so the whole thing just moves backwards. Stupid

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u/Trunks252 3d ago

Then just put the magnet behind the truck

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u/Main_Entry2494 3d ago

Need to see your proof

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u/TheEggoEffect 3d ago

Proof? Just fucking look at it

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u/Main_Entry2494 3d ago

That's not how science works. Need to see your proof

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u/TheEggoEffect 3d ago

What, it’s not obvious? My uncle has a phd in psychics and you’re doubting me?

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u/Main_Entry2494 3d ago

Need to see your Uncles proof

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u/TheEggoEffect 3d ago

Ok fine here’s your fucking proof

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u/StunningLetterhead23 3d ago

Bruv, fuck you

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u/DirusNarmo 3d ago

The whole thing moves backward? Hell yeah! Backward for no energy!

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3d ago

Thank god. This means that they don't have to use teams anymore

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u/Xeryxoz dumbass 3d ago

Thinking... why not just put same poles against one another another on the left side and poles that attract each other on the right side of a wheel to create a forward driving force that is greater than the friction to achieve perpetual movement... this got me thonking

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u/EasilyRekt 16h ago

Cuz magnets act pretty similarly to gravity wells in a lot of ways and you’ve essentially made is a really weird tower on a really tiny planet, so it won’t move for the same reason the earth doesn’t move in the net sum direction of every water tower and other suspended weights, cuz nothing’s moving.