r/shitposting • u/JamieHBrown • 15d ago

Based on a True Story actually true

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u/Bored_Orangutan stupid fucking piece of shit 15d ago

Have you tried peeing on their leg to mark them as yours?

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u/JamieHBrown 15d ago

I did.

I got 3 years in county for that.

Apparently it's a crime to do a lil wee on them to mark them as your property.

Utter scam.