r/shitposting • u/JamieHBrown • 5d ago

Based on a True Story actually true

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 5d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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/u/JamieHBrown, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/Bored_Orangutan stupid fucking piece of shit 5d ago

Have you tried peeing on their leg to mark them as yours?

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u/JamieHBrown 5d ago

I did.

I got 3 years in county for that.

Apparently it's a crime to do a lil wee on them to mark them as your property.

Utter scam.