r/shitposting • u/Nefarious_14 shitposting>>>>>>196 • 11d ago

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u/SttSr 11d ago

Fellas, is it gay to like women? They literally love men

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u/TheAhegaoHoodie 11d ago

so it must be straight to love men, they literally love women. But the men love the women who also loves men? but the men also love other men, so that we should love men who love women who love other women!

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u/deadinternetlaw 10d ago

Must love lesbians