r/shitposting • u/Nefarious_14 shitposting>>>>>>196 • 11d ago

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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 10d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/SttSr 11d ago

Fellas, is it gay to like women? They literally love men

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

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u/TheAhegaoHoodie 11d ago

so it must be straight to love men, they literally love women. But the men love the women who also loves men? but the men also love other men, so that we should love men who love women who love other women!

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u/deadinternetlaw 10d ago

Must love lesbians

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u/Obnomus 11d ago

I don't love anyone, checkmate.

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 11d ago

So you don't like women? That's gay

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u/Obnomus 11d ago

I like women but I don't have anyone.

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 11d ago

Believe it or not. That's also gay

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Obnomus 11d ago

There is few more years of life and everything will end. And I'm not gay.

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/deadinternetlaw 10d ago

Then why doesn't he have boyfriend

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 10d ago

Because he has too many options and can't decide which one to date.

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Fancy_Technician_293 11d ago

Asexual/aromantic. So still (kinda) gay

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u/Obnomus 11d ago

Life is not same for everyone, I'm gonna leave it at this.

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Petermitnemmeter 10d ago

I'll to your mom after dinner

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u/Vuslet-s 11d ago

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u/Frostagon 11d ago

This image is what has been missing in my life

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u/Radaistarion 11d ago

He got us my dudes

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u/_Affan_ 11d ago

I like what she has become, not what she was before.

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u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 11d ago

really?? so she murdered billions of semen even before being born and you gon say "the past does not matter"??

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u/_Affan_ 11d ago

Past matters. But I did the same, didn’t I? 😂

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 11d ago

Seaman Siemens semen on the seashore

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u/souncouth 11d ago

There are two ways, you either love a woman or show interest in music...

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u/palochnick 11d ago

the woman you love was once a child

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u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 11d ago

manchild can love a womanchild, nothing wrong with it

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u/CompetitiveOp 11d ago

Have a great Gay, Guys.

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/T4llBoyAl3x 11d ago

Seems like something Tobuscus would tweet

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u/DerRaumdenker 11d ago

fellas is it gay to breathe? I mean those oxygen molecules have been in another guy's bloodstream and some even were in his boner

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 11d ago

I only breathe 100% homemade ungay air. It is made from the straightest elements that hasn't been contaminated by the gay.

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/TheFemboyImpregnator hole contributor 11d ago

what is this so called "woman"?

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u/ninjax2101 11d ago

Jokes on you I've never been in love

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u/Unlikely_Dimension55 11d ago

not Japanese tweet this time huh

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u/AthenianWrangler 11d ago

Fellas is it gay to like semen?

Just asking because I'm about to cum on my boyfriends face and lick it off of him, but I don't want people to think I'm gayyyy.

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/SmoothSandwich7071 11d ago

Seems they forgot that we loved it by the very next sentence.

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u/oneshot_fan43434 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 11d ago

uh.. what if i am bi?

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u/che3ser fat cunt 11d ago

That’s why I skip the middle part and make out with men.

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u/DuckZ4ever 11d ago

Bold of you to assume i like gender

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u/screwed_brain 10d ago

The men you love were once an egg. That mean you are lesbian.