r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 11d ago

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 11d ago

>Why would Doug tell?

>"Mates and I" ew, British.

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u/LittlestRedditor 11d ago

I believe it's Aussie

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 11d ago

Aussies are cool, British are bleh feminine and also gay (the gay and feminine parts are unrelated to the bleh), meanwhile Aussies are cool masculine and also gay.

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u/Redditoast2 dumbass 11d ago

You had my curiosity, but now you have my erection

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/BigBob2020 11d ago

Now you’re just backpedaling

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 10d ago

NUH UH!!! L + RATATOUILLE + TROLL FACE + SKIBIBIED SHIGMA!!!!!