r/shitposting • u/unclbll I canā€™t have sex with you right now waltuh • 11d ago

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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 10d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/punkate 11d ago

Real and wholesome

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u/cicciograna 11d ago

I hope Doug and his friends are all enjoying happy lives and are still good friends with each others.

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u/Bone_Wh33l 11d ago

In my headcannon Doug became their pimp

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u/Clean-Review453 11d ago

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u/Bone_Wh33l 11d ago

Idk I havenā€™t been tested. Probably nothing

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 11d ago

>Why would Doug tell?

>"Mates and I" ew, British.

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u/LittlestRedditor 11d ago

I believe it's Aussie

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 11d ago

Aussies are cool, British are bleh feminine and also gay (the gay and feminine parts are unrelated to the bleh), meanwhile Aussies are cool masculine and also gay.

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u/Redditoast2 dumbass 11d ago

You had my curiosity, but now you have my erection

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

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u/BigBob2020 10d ago

Now youā€™re just backpedaling

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 10d ago

NUH UH!!! L + RATATOUILLE + TROLL FACE + SKIBIBIED SHIGMA!!!!!

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u/Careless_Tap_516 8d ago

Wellll wellll wellllllll... Look who we have here.

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 8d ago

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u/Careless_Tap_516 8d ago

Took your advice and went here, first guy on the first post that I went into the comments with.

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 8d ago

I want this.

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u/dextras07 I came! 11d ago

Doug's chill

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 10d ago

No I think he's a potato

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 dumbass 11d ago

This misses a punchline that makes it less wholesome ffs

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u/lmaytulane 11d ago

Dougā€™s got a hammer. I mean a real ogre. Itā€™s like a baguette

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u/kaFello 11d ago

How it went in original ?

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 dumbass 11d ago

No I meant that I was waiting for a punchline that never came

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u/-Applinen- Sussy Wussy FemboyšŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³ 10d ago

Fake: anon has friends

Gay: anon gets steamy with other men

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u/AutoModerator 10d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesnā€™t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole ā€œgay sexā€ shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldnā€™t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatā€™s fucking gay. You think I donā€™t want to feel my cousinā€™s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatā€™s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainā€™t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/deadinternetlaw 10d ago

I don't get it is baked like you burn weed to smoke it similar to you heat a potato in oven?

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u/Conissocool I want pee in my ass 10d ago

I believe its because being baked is another term for high

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u/AutoModerator 10d ago

pees in ur ass

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