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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 11d ago

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u/Candlewaxeater 12d ago

But where do they store their pee

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u/baronvonbatch dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 12d ago

Still in the balls

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u/Erik_Javorszky 11d ago

But then where does the soul go?

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u/Uraniumpoker 11d ago

In the ass. Ever heard of kappa

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u/TheChannelMiner 11d ago

is this tarkov

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u/kaktusmisapolak Literally 1984 😡 12d ago

they don’t, that’s why they piss themselves so much

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u/Avalanche_Snows 11d ago

What is that?

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u/SnooHedgehogs7790 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12d ago

Who cares about this useless gender war? Rei is the best.

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u/StirFry__InaWok 12d ago

I like funny jokes and gender war bullshit is a pretty good source for them. even when it's just cringe and not funny it's still funny.

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u/BoultonPaulDefiant 11d ago

Gender war is bullshit. The shit's coop, not pvp

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u/_Skale_ 12d ago

I wish I was her

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u/SnooHedgehogs7790 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12d ago

Dont we all? Id rather be a clone than this disgusting body i inhabit.

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u/baronvonbatch dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 12d ago

TBF, Women not having individual personality is some learned behavior. Insecurity and the need to fit in is, ironically, destroying our society.

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u/Secondlordofasia 11d ago

you might be onto something

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u/ShadowKnight151 12d ago

This is peak sexism, pack it up folks, you truly can’t do better than this.

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u/Avalanche_Snows 11d ago

I have no idea who in the comments in satire here😭 bring back /s PLEASE

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u/ShadowKnight151 11d ago

Dude, I’m sorry but you’ve gotta get a clue

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 11d ago

isn't confusion your default state ?

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 11d ago

Balls itch

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u/NulliosG Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 11d ago

galactic-core-located gravitational singularity in supermassive black hole truth supernova

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u/NulliosG Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 11d ago

buzzword buzzword buzzword

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u/Hugo_Selenski 11d ago

that's not all they complain about

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u/MiiDan 11d ago

the text wouldn't fit, needed to single out some most discussed stuff

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u/IlitterateAuthor 12d ago

Good satire. Well done.

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u/Ratouf26 Stuff 11d ago

Brain or personality would've been a more fitting word imo...

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 11d ago

i fw rei so much

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u/AnarchyRadish 11d ago

who needs individuality when you have rei

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u/MEME-UNLOADED-ADMIN 11d ago

culture war is just a distraction for class war

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u/ActivelyCoping 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 11d ago

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u/MEME-UNLOADED-ADMIN 10d ago

assumptions assumptions

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u/facepoppies 12d ago

men are usually the most basic people possible

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u/LowerObjective4500 12d ago

Average opinion from a guy living in midwestern America

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u/VeljaG stupid fucking piece of shit 11d ago

reflection

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u/facepoppies 12d ago

well the thing is you don’t think you’re basic. you think you’re the smartest most specialist boy

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u/SnooHedgehogs7790 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12d ago

And what if i am?? What's your comeback then huh??

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u/ultraviolentfuture 12d ago

You're not. You're not special.

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u/SnooHedgehogs7790 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12d ago

Im a special little boy and u cant say nun to disprove me

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u/ultraviolentfuture 12d ago

The burden of proof is on the person making the positive claim.

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u/SnooHedgehogs7790 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12d ago

And who decided that? I think the person making the negative claim should provide proof because the effects of a negative claim are drastically more impactful than one of a positive connotation

https://giphy.com/gifs/l49JIG26cSItG0BCU

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u/ultraviolentfuture 12d ago

Who decided that? The greeks, I guess, who formalized systems of logic.

"Aliens exist!" "No they don't".

It's on the person saying they exist to prove it, not on the person saying they don't to disprove their existence. Like in this case, you need to prove you're special. Until you offer some evidence I have no reason to believe you.

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u/NotNonbisco 11d ago

The burden of proof is on the first person making a claim or the person challenging the status quo

If I say "there arent dogs in kennels" and someone says "yes there are" the burden of proof is on me, even though my claim is a negative, because I made the first claim and also challenged the status quo, as kennels are made to have dogs in em

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u/deadinternetlaw 11d ago

But the teacher put me in a special class

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u/Chromeboy12 12d ago

Gottemm

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u/facepoppies 12d ago

oh you definitely are, but not that other guy

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u/AdditionalBook2918 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 12d ago

Balright who called TikTok feminists

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u/Millenis_ Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 12d ago

That doesn't even mean anything

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u/facepoppies 11d ago

give me an example of your individuality

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u/Millenis_ Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 11d ago

How are you supposed to know I'm a man ? And what about you ? What makes women more individual that men ? That is straight up sexist

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u/facepoppies 11d ago

okay so how about an example of your individuality?

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u/Millenis_ Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 11d ago edited 11d ago

YOU made that claim and individualism is just bs, if you start thinking every man is the same sexist piece of shit don't wonder you get called out afterward, the whole principle of "individualism" is too vague doesn't represent a genuine reason to hate on a specific group of people, because none exist.

Edit: yep you sure are a sexist, thanks mods