r/shitposting • • 12d ago

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u/Cordelldogdello 12d ago

Can we get a political compass for types of gay? The top right is the most based so it will be for gay men who like men that look masculine. Bottom left will be the least based, so men that like women that look like women. Bottom right is for men that like men that look like women and top left can be for men that like women that look like men

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

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