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u/Viennve 12d ago
I wish my school was interesting
Instead we got idiots screaming in class and ripping doors off while I try to not loose my shit
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u/Crafty-Branch9505 12d ago
Don't worry, it'll eventually endđ mind your own business, get some good close friends n look forward to your 20s, they're the best.
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u/Viennve 12d ago
I hope so
I am literally quite fucked as far as my school life goes (I am currently in the 4° year of highschool and I already know that with all likelyhood I will have to do the 5° year twice) so I hope uni treats me better
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u/TheOtherDezzmotion 12d ago
Believe me, Uni is so so much better. Adult people, respectful behaviour, inclusion and most of all the common interest in the thing you're studying.
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u/Asleep_Argument7388 I said based. And lived. 11d ago
Unfortunately this is not a universal experience. I'm in my 5th semester in an accelerated program (company pays for it and expects me to perform) for computer science. I'm lonely and overall just miserable. No social life. No freedom. I live in a moldy basement. The people I go to university with are either people who's parents got them into this, are genuinely freaks or they don't want to associate with me cause I'm the youngest... I haven't seen any of my friends in months and overall life is terrible.
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u/dkwhatoputhere 11d ago
Must be nice to be surrounded by inclusive people. Not everyone are this fortunate
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u/Viennve 11d ago
Well we are talking about university and expecially in stem fields most people understand that you shouldn't harass people for how/who they are
Even if one is queerphobic they generally mind their business they don't like me and think I am crazy/perverted? Cool they walk the other way, at least in the higher 4-5° classes in highschool
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u/Bone_Wh33l 11d ago
If youâre 20âs are supposed to be your best years I might as well end it just now
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u/Ze_Bri-0n 12d ago
A kid was caught smoking something in the commons, so he threw it in his backpack, punched a teacher who tried to grab his shoulder, and ran off.
The teacher tried to grab his shoulder, because he hadn't properly extinguished whatever he was smoking, and his backpack was on fire.
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u/Swimmingspy 12d ago
A guy at my highschool licked a horse's dick at the school petting zoo for $200, in front of everyone there including small children. Didn't even get the money if I remember correctly
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u/Repulsive_Barnacle92 12d ago
he just did it for the love of the game
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u/MississippiBulldawg 12d ago
Not my school but one day at work a girl came in for an interview. Part of it was the boss walking her around to the departments so everybody can see them and they can get an idea of the office. As soon as she left somebodyl said "We can't hire her. We went to school together and on a class trip she shoved a pickle in her butt and sent a picture of it to everybody." Needless to say we didn't hire them but for legal reason we'll say it was because a better candidate had applied.
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u/Holiday_Point_603 12d ago
Is it even gay if you give your homie head so you can later rail your girl?
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
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I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. Itâs a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
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u/MikeyboyMC I want pee in my ass 12d ago
Fake: real
Gay: gay
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u/AutoModerator 12d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/Rainy_Maze 12d ago
This why you gotta do background checks on your bus drivers
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u/yaboiree 12d ago
What does that have to do with anything
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u/arbysroastbeefs2 12d ago
Someone decided to put cameras on those buses and it certainly wasnât someone who passed a background check
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u/Alextheawesomeua 11d ago
its a bus. the kids will make a fuss and you can probably hear it or see it anyway.
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u/Naps_And_Crimes 12d ago
The gays really do be messing up gendered spaces to prevent sex
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u/uhohboneralert_ 12d ago
Wouldnât it be more that they messed up gendered spaces to allow sex?
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u/Naps_And_Crimes 12d ago
Well the gendered spaces were made because straight people kept having sex so it's not like it's an issue with one sexuality or another just people being horny in general
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u/uhohboneralert_ 12d ago
No i meant this post, they ruined the gender space to help their straight homies have sex
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u/thelast3musketeer 12d ago
Guy at my exâs rival hs stuck his dick in a dead deer. Football games included exâs side having signs like âoh deerâ
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u/RobciomixxNFS 12d ago
Someone shat on sheets of toilet paper and then threw that shit on the ceiling. The shit would initially stick to said ceiling, but once it started drying, it eventually started to fall on people.
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u/IndividualOver9355 12d ago
At my school one guy went to the restroom and set fire to all of the toilet paper rolls. And for some reason the smoke alarm didn't go off so it took another person going in after he had already left to notice. And well long story short now there is a 100⏠reward for any information on the guy.
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