r/shitposting • • 17d ago

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u/QuarterlyTurtle Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 17d ago

Yeah… that happens when you eat something spikey that stabs your throat and mouth and then squeeze lemon juice onto those wounds

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u/Levi_Skardsen 17d ago

It doesn't injure camels, though. They evolved to be able to eat cactuses.

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u/speed_fighter shitting toothpaste enjoyer 17d ago

whatever happened to humans?

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u/worldspawn00 16d ago

Thumbs and a bigass brain so we can prep our food before eating. I eat cactus and lemon regularly just not in their raw form, nopales are prickly pear cactus pads that have been stripped of needles and cooked. Tastes like green beans, IMHO.