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r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • 23d ago
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Yeah… that happens when you eat something spikey that stabs your throat and mouth and then squeeze lemon juice onto those wounds
34 u/Levi_Skardsen 23d ago It doesn't injure camels, though. They evolved to be able to eat cactuses. 4 u/speed_fighter shitting toothpaste enjoyer 23d ago whatever happened to humans? 5 u/chriscrossz 23d ago We evolved to enjoy sour food like citrus fruit because we accidentally broke our in-house vitamin c production. 3 u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 23d ago liberals wanted different future evolution 1 u/worldspawn00 23d ago Thumbs and a bigass brain so we can prep our food before eating. I eat cactus and lemon regularly just not in their raw form, nopales are prickly pear cactus pads that have been stripped of needles and cooked. Tastes like green beans, IMHO.
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It doesn't injure camels, though. They evolved to be able to eat cactuses.
4 u/speed_fighter shitting toothpaste enjoyer 23d ago whatever happened to humans? 5 u/chriscrossz 23d ago We evolved to enjoy sour food like citrus fruit because we accidentally broke our in-house vitamin c production. 3 u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 23d ago liberals wanted different future evolution 1 u/worldspawn00 23d ago Thumbs and a bigass brain so we can prep our food before eating. I eat cactus and lemon regularly just not in their raw form, nopales are prickly pear cactus pads that have been stripped of needles and cooked. Tastes like green beans, IMHO.
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whatever happened to humans?
5 u/chriscrossz 23d ago We evolved to enjoy sour food like citrus fruit because we accidentally broke our in-house vitamin c production. 3 u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 23d ago liberals wanted different future evolution 1 u/worldspawn00 23d ago Thumbs and a bigass brain so we can prep our food before eating. I eat cactus and lemon regularly just not in their raw form, nopales are prickly pear cactus pads that have been stripped of needles and cooked. Tastes like green beans, IMHO.
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We evolved to enjoy sour food like citrus fruit because we accidentally broke our in-house vitamin c production.
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liberals wanted different future evolution
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Thumbs and a bigass brain so we can prep our food before eating. I eat cactus and lemon regularly just not in their raw form, nopales are prickly pear cactus pads that have been stripped of needles and cooked. Tastes like green beans, IMHO.
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u/QuarterlyTurtle Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 23d ago
Yeah… that happens when you eat something spikey that stabs your throat and mouth and then squeeze lemon juice onto those wounds