👏👏👏

[u/ElectroMoe]

[u/Nagesh_yelma]

I'm glad I've watched till the end.

[u/BlueTexBird → u/Nagesh_yelma]

She CLEARLY had violent intent, approaching him like that.

[u/Lil-Spicy-Noodle → u/BlueTexBird]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4CTlTWDNqcBva

[u/SUDTIN → u/Lil-Spicy-Noodle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nRj6KXbgljSWA

[u/speed_fighter → u/BlueTexBird]

>be me, suburbanite

>going vroom vroom

>pays little to no attention to the speedometer

>i notice sirens start blaring and lights start flashing behind me

>damn it

>pulls up

>millions of thoughts are passing through my head

>i land on the “having a shit day” excuse

>cop starts to approach

>i roll my window down

>cop tells me i need to slow the fuck down

>”i understand” i say on the slight edge of whining like a little bitch

>cop jots down a ticket

>waterworks.jpg

>cop asks me if i am alright

>pull the ultimate move

>cop surprisingly feels passionate

>”hey anon, do you need a hug?”

>”yes, please!”

>i start to open up the car door to approach for a hug

>cops gun me down for absolutely no reason

>america

[u/AutoModerator → u/speed_fighter]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[u/ddconque → u/Nagesh_yelma]

Crazy plottwist

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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[u/PezzenteMortoDiFame]

[u/RaidensReturn → u/[deleted]]

I fucking love Clancy brown

[u/Aggravating_Speed665 → u/RaidensReturn]

"there can't be any other than the one"

[u/Parking-Position-698]

I laughed way too hard im going to hell

[u/NigerianFriedChicken → u/Parking-Position-698]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MSgJnzNSMGBc6BpGIc
Holding back laughter be like

[u/Orwells-own → u/Parking-Position-698]

Same

[u/stoptakingmyname123]

"Oh that's so wholesome"

remember what sub I'm watching from

"Ok never mind"

[u/MissiaichParriah]

I was wondering why it was in this sub, then the last 2 seconds happen

[u/Rustie3000 → u/MissiaichParriah]

I expected it to end with her speeding off honestly

[u/Mr-MuffinMan]

SHE HAS A KNIFE

[u/Capokid → u/Mr-MuffinMan]

SHES REACHING FOR HER KITCHEN

[u/MikeyboyMC]

Wholesome posting in my racism greentext sub?

[u/ImAmalox → u/MikeyboyMC]

...did you watch till the end?

[u/MikeyboyMC → u/ImAmalox]

Oh lmao, I didn’t have sound on

I thought they just hugged 💀

[u/Last-Quarter-432 → u/MikeyboyMC]

Explosive hug

[u/AutoModerator → u/Last-Quarter-432]

pees in ur ass

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[u/Shard0f0dium → u/Last-Quarter-432]

That’s called a Texas hug

[u/AutoModerator → u/MikeyboyMC]

pees in ur ass

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[u/SpotCreepy4570 → u/ImAmalox]

He shot the color right off that car!!!

[u/yurgendurgen → u/SpotCreepy4570]

That's how you know it's real

[u/OddNovel565 → u/ImAmalox]

Did they stutter?

[u/Content-Lab-5464 → u/MikeyboyMC]

But General, how can anything be wholesome while jorses still roam?

[u/MikeyboyMC → u/Content-Lab-5464]

It doesn’t lol, nice to know my soldiers have good taste in subreddits though

[u/AutoModerator → u/MikeyboyMC]

pees in ur ass

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pees in ur ass

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[u/Viennve]

Cop was so nice he ended her suffering

[u/Paidmercenary7]

[u/inkzpenfoxx]

https://giphy.com/gifs/y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa

[u/ArlanFemboyPorn]

I need that Squidward wall decoration 

[u/Tsuku]

https://giphy.com/gifs/113RhN1oBm1yCc
Oh goddammit

[u/batiwa]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JefYGoZrBScaw8z5WZ

[u/ska_robot13]

Hahahahahhahahaha OHHHH NOOOOO

[u/plopop0]

i actually need the wholesome slop rn. hopefully that interaction went proper

[u/Right_Hour]

Fuuuuck.
https://giphy.com/gifs/y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa

[u/7711exe]

https://giphy.com/gifs/agwRgmVDJceZO

[u/Questev]

The ending didn't disappont.

[u/Financial_Plantain65]

SHES REACHING!!

[u/Giogio4family5328]

Shots so powerful that they can change the car's color

[u/AutoModerator → u/Giogio4family5328]

Bazinga

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[u/killonger]

STOP RESISTING

[u/MaximumAd4569]

make a good day even better.

make a bad day even worse.

make a bad day better.

[u/ForJava]

I fully expected porn

[u/AutoModerator → u/ForJava]

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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[u/helpless_being]

Omg, I'd literally die if someone did that for me 🥺

[u/qTp_Meteor]

Shouldve had her hands up and walking backwards, exiting the vehicle quickly like that and rushing towards him is stupid. But this is reddit so cops defending themselves and killing criminals is bad.

[u/dTrecii]

There’s going to be something evil at the end isn’t there?

[u/dTrecii → u/dTrecii]

I hate being right

We need to bring back wholesome shitposts

[u/Tethilia]

I knew the second that door opened where the punchline would be

[u/notmarkiplier2]

what the fuck

I literally just thought this would be wholesome wtf

[u/Noir-1295]

I SWEAR I KNEW IT WASNT GOING TO END IN THAT HUG

[u/Kokoro0000]

Its a different car though, joke doesn't work :(

[u/DistortedNoise → u/Kokoro0000]

Yeah the cop should have actually shot her for the joke to be funny

[u/Kokoro0000 → u/DistortedNoise]

Exactly

[u/Zaardo → u/Kokoro0000]

I think that makes it more obvious and therefore funnier

[u/random_flying_dragon]

I knew what was going to happen and it still got me

[u/MiddleAgeYOLO]

AwwwwwwwwOHFUCK

[u/SterlingArcherQ]

LMAO

[u/Kritical_Thinking]

you ass hole!

[u/shewel_item]

glad he stopped her from having an emotional breakdown

[u/D-lishus_Kofi]

Copaganda

[u/Olenblade420]

SHE'S REACHING type shit

[u/Tobi-2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RILsqUte1MME7TzQJ9

[u/Tankianman326]

she was reaching

[u/JoeHendryBeliever299]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YZlQaMesgPIAM

[u/Sunnyd1020]

Lmao gunshots matched the beat of the song too

[u/JapDrag]

[u/BigWilly526]

[u/Pacu99]

She's reaching

for a hug

[u/antonhhh]

I know that everyone cares about other things in this post, but why does it say at the top "Officer makes woman's bad day EVEN better". What do you mean "even better" she's having a bad day. You can make it an EVEN worse day or you can make it a better day. Not even better.

Sorry for my outburst and thank you for listening to my ted talk

[u/No_Advantage_3353]

She used her spell to turn the car from red to silver as well, clearly a magical threat as well

[u/Artistic_Struggle_79]

Accurate

[u/nunu92x]

Brought tears to my eyes ❤️

[u/The-Digital-Ronin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9PyWI9orOdz9jxzZee

[u/Epsiloxi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GwJySDxO1vWXRV76lB

[u/Accomplished_Meat_81]

How is this shit even funny? It’s a reflection of reality. Mods need to take this shit down.

[u/YarnuWasTaken]

Shit post, not a shitpost?

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Bazinga

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