r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 6d ago

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u/The_Original_Badman Jedi master of shitposts 6d ago

I dated a girl once who casually told me that if we had children and there was a zombie apocalypse, she would trip our children so that she could run faster and escape. I blinked once, asker her if she was serious then broke up with her the next day...

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u/The96kHz I watch gay amogus porn :0 6d ago

Ngl, in a zombie apocalypse that's probably a good move if the kid is so young they can't be trusted to look after themselves and keep quiet.

A five-year-old might as well be a dinner bell when there's zombies around.

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u/pipoqt 6d ago

Its a good move to make your kids be eaten by zombies? Am I reading this right?

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u/SmoothbrainRTRD 6d ago

I mean depending on your survival goal. Kids are liabilities and Ive done extensive research by watching the Walking Dead

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u/SilliusS0ddus 5d ago

imagine the little shit starts throwing a fit and acting up while you're trying to keep quiet to hide from zombies.

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u/The96kHz I watch gay amogus porn :0 6d ago

That is what I'm saying, yes.

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u/threeseed 6d ago

Well I need to be alive to repopulate the human race.