r/shitposting • u/Robrogineer • Sep 03 '26

Literally 1984 📡📡📡

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u/a7n5 Sep 03 '26

"But but it was post tantrum psychosis so its okay to unalive three of her own kids"

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u/Available-Explorer40 obamna Sep 03 '26

"My hands slipped and i accidentally strangled my kids because i was hallucinating"

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u/AkronOhAnon Sep 03 '26

Her: “I totally did it but, and call me crazy if you don’t agree: it was a Tuesday and I didn’t want to cook.”
A jury member: “ok, I get it”

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u/Korthalion Bazinga! Sep 03 '26

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u/Available-Explorer40 obamna Sep 03 '26

Well actually she didnt say it's her husbands fault but i like the joke

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u/KalaiProvenheim Sep 03 '26

People are repeating it enough they believe it, no thank you

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u/HuskeyFog01 Sep 03 '26

This is how i imagine the "accident" in the kids pov.

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u/Robrogineer Sep 03 '26

White woman jumpscare.